Levels of Gay and Etch A Sketches

Faux Real: rock hudson solidified it
niteowl: gayness?
ralph: rock hudson was NOT GAY
ralph: wait
ralph: who wasn't gay again?
niteowl: rock hudson was SO gay
Faux Real: he was not full on buddy holly gay
Faux Real: he was more little richard gay
Faux Real: take whatever was in front of him
ralph: Buddy Holly was gay?
Faux Real: you know what they said about cesar?
ralph: jesus they should publish a list
Faux Real: (you did not hear that from this Texan)
ralph: what about jesus?
Faux Real: (it is the secret shame of lubbok)
Faux Real: jesus came for everyone meta
ralph: holeeshit
ralph: so the big bopper was a big buftie?
Faux Real: man all those cats had to keep such a strait front because of the insane orgies
Faux Real: and I aint talking roman
Faux Real: (what they said about Cesar by the way translated into "Every woman's man, and every man's woman..."
Faux Real: A beautiful chiasmus.)
niteowl: i thought there were multiple Caesars?
Faux Real: this would be julius
Faux Real: the famous one
niteowl: you mean orange?
Faux Real: who got stabbed
niteowl: blended
Faux Real: the one whose pancake makeup went right over his mustache
niteowl: and then drunk in a poorly lit food court while images of a crass and misspent youth flutter across eyelids still redolent from yesterdays whiskey and cheetos?
niteowl: see, you lost me there, Faux Real
niteowl: only one of you bastards can lose me at a time, k?
ralph: nope, I think you shook faux off on that one niteowl
ralph: nice jukin'
ralph: sry nice deke, eh.
Faux Real: i like it
Faux Real: sticks to iambs mostly
Faux Real: like my dog
***niteowl rolls eyes
niteowl: how do i learn to write in these iambic pentameter of whic i've only heard about without really understanding?
Faux Real: yesterdays whiskey and Cheetoes is a double dactly almost!
niteowl: great shiva, i can barely keep the idea of 'haiku' in my head
Faux Real: btw
Faux Real: in the TOTALY NOT GAY pile throw this one
Faux Real: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Cesar_Romero_-_USCG_2.jpg
niteowl: think of an etch a sketch in a neverending earthquake manned by three rather squirellish, quarrelsome gnomes with aspergers
niteowl: that's my mental capacity