Broccoli and cheese souffle

itchy: i also call men bitches ralph
itchy: as you'll soon discover
bigjimslade: and then he never calls....
ralph: sure. but do you do it without the prefix "sassy"?
itchy: touche
Niteowl: sassy touche
Niteowl: notice the 'e'
itchy: i don't know the keystrokes for your fancy e
ralph: it's a swish, a click, and a thnap
liquidindian: That's it, I'm becoming an erotic writer. I have to, now there's the nom de plume 'Sassy Touche' up for grabs.
ralph: Sassy Touche Cloth
liquidindian: All I need now is to learn how to write, and learn about, um, erotic stuff.
gordonfrohman: throbbing is a good word
gordonfrohman: quivering
gordonfrohman: moist
ralph: roughly he grabbed her heaving shoulders
gordonfrohman: poop button
gordonfrohman: manjack
itchy: pink starfish
gordonfrohman: mancake mix
ralph: and wiped the last trail of vomit from her chest
gordonfrohman: baby batter
liquidindian: gash
ralph: broccoli and cheese souffle
gordonfrohman: skin flute
bigjimslade: turgid
liquidindian: whoopsie
gordonfrohman: woo-woo
ralph: pancreas
gordonfrohman: hanging brain
liquidindian: Hollandaise
ralph: but please don't use these words:
ralph: nectar
ralph: pleasure
ralph: lover
gordonfrohman: love muscle
itchy: labia minora
gordonfrohman: yoni
bigjimslade: meat drapes
ralph: lingam
gordonfrohman: beef curtains
itchy: roast beef sammich
spruce: seems like I got back at the right time
ralph: dammit gordon
gordonfrohman: dripping dart of love
spruce: sleeve of wizard!
liquidindian: like looking for a peanut in a kebab
itchy: wow, the wikipedia page for vagina is NOT sfw
itchy: full color photo of a gaping hoo ha ha
liquidindian: Blimey
itchy: (nicely shaved i might add)