Saturday, March 20, 2010

Slogans For Unreleased Kubrick Films

liquidindian: You know what they say.
liquidindian: They say: "You can choose your friends, so why are you chatting with those losers?"
Niteowl: also "You can choose your friends, but there is too much evidence tying you to your family for a clean get away"
liquidindian: "You can only choose your friends up to a point, then restraining orders may become an issue."
liquidindian: "You can choose your friends, but making them out of spare body parts is frowned upon."
liquidindian: "Now you *can* choose your family, with the launch of the new Robo-Family range."
Niteowl: "You can choose your family, orphan."
liquidindian: Your family can choose you, now we've harvested your mother's eggs and started this eugenics programme.
liquidindian: I think I should stop now.

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