stresstwig: my girlfriend is making caramel corn
stresstwig: how can i be having a bad time
spruce: just change 'fun' to 'nominally distracting'
stresstwig: oh man i'm gonna go have "nominally distracting" outside and make snow angels
stresstwig: hmm, i'm not getting it
Nicene Creed Robot: this body is chemically incapable of what you humans call "fun"
spruce: please, no snow angels, instead 'crystalline water ice bureaucrats'
Nicene Creed Robot: nazca lines of powdered snow
Nicene Creed Robot: speak to the sky lords of the celestial bureaucracy
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