Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hamsters, Porn, Necrotizing Fascitis

gordonfrohman: man firefox, you are the least stable you've ever been
gordonfrohman: 3 crashes this morning already
Niteowl: try opening only 10 tabs of porn
gordonfrohman: pff. might as well read the bible
Niteowl: not the saucy bits
Niteowl: so, yer basically stuck with Romans
gordonfrohman: they should add ewoks
gordonfrohman: who else will throw rocks
Niteowl: or just piteously attempt to awaken their friend, just fried from a blaster.
gordonfrohman: 4th crash
Niteowl: try 5 tabs of Ultra Erotic Hamsters With Necrotizing Fasciitis
Niteowl: only five, that is
liquidindian: A man with Necrotizing Fascitis walks into a bar. The barman says, "what's eating you?"
gordonfrohman: and how did the man respond
liquidindian: "ummf ummf ummf"
liquidindian: His jaw had disintegrated.
Niteowl: it translates into "I'm glad I"m not a hamster making a meagre living on porn websites frequented by commercial plumbing project managers."
gordonfrohman: PLUMBING AND HEATING DAMMIT
gordonfrohman: don't short my glorious career of doing whatever it is I supposedly do
Niteowl: your passion for you calling is clearly evident

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