spruce: god, I hate any place with mandated cheer. Fills me with instant rage
cheesoning: spruce, me too.
spruce: Happened to me at a Pot Belly. "Oh that's MY FAVOURITE kind of sandwich!" and "Here's your milkshake, made with LOOOOVE"
cheesoning: YOU CAN STUFF IT RIGHT BACK IN YOUR LOVE HOLE.
Cyrano: it's not like car insurance.
Cyrano: if the primary purchase driver of your product is shame and disappointment, do be chipper. that's my stance.