gordonfrohman: he also sort of turned into one of those "I'm The First Person To Ever Raise A Child And Isn't It Wacky" guy
Niteowl: hey, some of us less intellectually inclined ppl need to rely on 'i raise kids, ain't i whacky', k, gordonfrohman?
spruce: 'my offspring has finally developed his last thorax segment and is about done pupating. It would've been a more moving moment, had I not slipped on his molted carapace and digestive fluids! KIDS!'