Cyrano@home: Oh jeebus. I just noticed the watch has "1990" stamped on the back. I'm going to go off and crysturbate for a while.
Niteowl: that year makes you horny and sad?
Cyrano@home: that decade makes me horny and sad.
Niteowl: is it C&C Music Factory?
Niteowl: IT"S SUCH A. GOOD VIBRATION!
Cyrano@home: that was back when Mark Wahlberg had integrity, man.
Cyrano@home: and, Christ, apparently a negative body fat percentage: http://img.listal.com/image/353882/500full-mark-wahlberg.jpg
Niteowl: leading cause of steroid use among males 13-25
Cyrano@home: and probably first-time masturbation of girls of about the same age.
Cyrano@home: I think I'm technically gay until I close that browser window.