"Eye Contact And Genuine Affection", It's Right On The Price List.

Cyrano@home: I think the problem is every time I see Bateman now I just want him to launch into Michael from Arrested Development.
Cyrano@home: FUCK WHOEVER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING. GIVE ME SOME IRONICALLY BEMUSED DETACHMENT!!!
ralph: cyrano, how on earth can you expect him to launch into michael ? it takes four hours of makeup
ralph: and refresher voice training
Cyrano@home: I've always been told I have unrealistic expectations.
Cyrano@home: Normally by hookers who say I'm about $250 short for that, but still.