Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bar, Starbucks, Whatevs

Cyrano: every single person in the bar I just ate lunch in was hunkered over a laptop using the free wifi.
Cyrano: HEY FUCKWITS THIS IS NOT A COFFEE SHOP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STARING OFF INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE CONTEMPLATING ALL THE WAYS YOUR LIFE HAS GONE WRONG!!!
ralph: also, fuckwit, this is not a coffee shop
Cyrano: START STARING!

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