Thursday, August 13, 2009

Near Profession

ralph: cyrano there's a car dealer with exactly your accent
ralph: made me trust him. So I sent him a check.
ralph: He should send me a car.
Cyrano: you should send me a check.
Cyrano: i worked as a car salesman for a glorious 36 hours.
Cyrano: didn't come back from lunch the second day.
stresstwig: ha, really?
stresstwig: what happened?
Cyrano: i remembered i had a soul.

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