chrisd: got my latte, iphone, bmw, fixed gear, I should just kill myself now
Niteowl: pretty much!
Niteowl: wait, have you placed high, (but not won), in a Slam Poetry competition?
chrisd: no, I also lack: skinny black jeans, white belts, a fauxhawk, and a taste for PBR
chrisd: and a moustache
chrisd: (ironic of course)
chrisd: and threadless tshirts and silver aviator glasses