Microshaft

bigjimslade: bet the PM worked at MS for some time
bigjimslade: and I'll tell you why I think that later
bigjimslade: I'm off
ralph: his resume runs off the page?
ralph: he asked your name, then asked you to restate it, then asked for your card?
ralph: he explained to you that by walking into the interview room, you have waived all rights to your likeness, comments, and privacy?
Niteowl: when you started to falter in the interview, he said 'DUDE, YER BLUESCREENING'
ralph: He made you print nine versions of his resume, each with minor improvements, in the past 48 hours?
ralph: His last name is hidden unless you edit his registry?
ralph: He weighs twice as much as he did last time he applied but has only changed his tie?
chrisd: he spends ALL DAY every tuesday in the bathroom 'downloading updates'?
Niteowl: he asks you if you really want to ask that question anytime you question him about outside experience?
ralph: or try to leave
ralph: the conference room is filled with gray vbs boxes before anything of substance is addressed
chrisd: "would you like to restart the interview?"