Friday, August 14, 2009

Guido Move, Ralph

Faux Real: man what is it with scuba shops
Faux Real: my friend who works at a scuba shop makes more of the principle of his trust fund than as wages
ralph: gotta sell gear and lead trips.
spruce: I don't know how they stay in business, in land-locked areas
ralph: selling gear and trips. Teaching just builds shop loyalty
Faux Real: people who dive the hudson are INSANE
ralph: and gets you laid
ralph: it's not that bad.
ralph: we would clean boat hulls and muck out marinas for extra cash
Faux Real: sounds neigh idyllic
ralph: the best is "couple going on honeymoon or vacation getting certified first"
ralph: it was a sport with us to undermine the dude as much as possible in front of the girl
ralph: so so shitty
ralph: Dude, dude, she really needs to focus and you're making her kind of tense. Sit here for a sec.
ralph: kindly, to her: come with me--you can totally do this

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