Monday, August 17, 2009

Ye Olde Bait N Switch

bigjimslade: the place we played Friday, up in East Buttfuck, Maine, was like that. Mill town, mill closed, and people coming out for the cheap beer offering to buy me drinks, got offered dope, blow, and quite possibly group sex
bigjimslade: I chose to not ask for clarification on the latter
itchy: i dunno man, group sex with a bunch of bikers? how could you pass that one up?
bigjimslade: actually it was with the girlfriend of one of the club owners, who also wanted to include the smoking hot bartender
bigjimslade: (owner's gf, not so much)
itchy: /jim anxiously tries to remove wedding band
itchy: was the bartender interested?
itchy: i mean, maybe the other one could have just watched or something
bigjimslade: no the bartender just rolled her eyes every time the girlfriend looked away

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