He Coulda Been a Contenda.

stresstwig: commandos are the most frustrating games you will ever play

stresstwig: it sounds like fun and games until you learn that you are supposed to do everything at the same time

Niteowl: oh, you can zip it, Mr. I've Never Played Plain Sight Before But I'll Proceed To Kick All Your Asses At It

spruce: he's young, you're old. This is how it works

spruce: Just look at it this way, you're not SO old that he's throwing matches out of pity for you.

spruce: yet

Faux Real: god, save me from the helpful