Niteowl: if i went, would you buy me unlimited orange juliuses?
herrdoktor: nite: you can just ask for em
Niteowl: i wanna order one
herrdoktor: order em. they will not laugh.
Niteowl: and then you make a motion towards the sexily dressed waitress/model/student/single mom that basically amounts to
Niteowl: 'put it on my tab'
Niteowl: then the look on their faces change from bemusement and almost mocking to one of total acknowledgement and compliance, and you nodding, ever so slightly, that you approve of their service