Virate or let your coworker try to make smalltalk with them while you talk about family stuff that everyone can hear?
Niteowl "So it's impacted? what does that even me? I thought he couldn't poo."
twig just start dancing
twig everybody loves the wormmetamonk is he clueless or demonstrating priorities
Niteowl "Weeping.. cyst... Hold on, I've never heard those two word together"
metamonk Virate, and I know I seldom advise this: fart.
twig ask them how many marshmallows they think you can eat before you vomit
cheesoning "who wants a jaeger bomb?!"