spruce: Crazy Jay's DEAL-O-RAMA
Niteowl: 5 BUCKS! 5 BUCKS! 5 BUCKS!
spruce: I'LL BITE THE HEAD OFF THIS SCHNAUZER IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL
Niteowl: MY WIFE TELLS ME WE CAN"T AFFORD THESE DEALS! BUT I GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR MORE INVENTORY!
liquidindian: You could sell ANYTHING to Niteowl for $5.
Niteowl: pretty much
Niteowl: you have ot be particualarly shitty for me to skip it
liquidindian: I have 3 dollars here, Niteowl. Only five bucks!
Niteowl: HOLY SHIT! SOLD liquidindian
Niteowl: FUCKING SOLD
Niteowl: i called it
***Niteowl gives wary eye to all other deal seekers