The Room

spruce: http://www.avclub.com/chicago/articles/my-extended-evening-with-the-rooms-tommy-wiseau,38245/
spruce: this is a bewildering account
spruce: I think Tommy Wiseau is some kind of dying alien who visited our world as a last wish, and he studied and studied but couldn't master becoming an earthling. He's enjoying it, but it's hard to keep up.
gordonfrohman: I don't think he studied that much
gordonfrohman: everything else I agree with
gordonfrohman: I think he went to class once and said YAHH I GOD IT I GOD IT YA JUST LOOK SORTA AT DEH PERSON AND SPEAKING WORDS AND SAY OH HI A LOT
spruce: I say he's dying because if you look at the photos in those links, you can see that his hastily grafted human skin is started to slough off in dessicated folds.