Shellfish

bigjimslade: actually that was one of the tricks a while back, they would partner with a local realtor and shoot at houses on the market that were, shall we say, upscale properties
bigjimslade: they got sued though so that practice stopped
itchy: i always wondered how they got to shoot in those primo houses
itchy: ha ... imagine you spent 5 mil on a house, only to find it featured in a porn years later
itchy: your office is the "bukake chamber"
itchy: btw, i've never watched that particular "genre" ... just want to get that out there
stresstwig: you only watch porn filmed in shanty towns?
itchy: HA
itchy: no, i only watch porn involving one man and one woman who are legally married and only do it missionary
itchy: with bits and pieces blurred out
spruce: still wearing their socks
Mandalore: the dog watches
spruce: and then their kid walks in for an awkward moment
stresstwig: maybe the cat wanders in through the door that is ajar
stresstwig: the phone rings
stresstwig: it goes to message
stresstwig: you have a book that is overdue
itchy: the covers pulled all the way up
stresstwig: suddenly the 2 dollar fine is all you can think about
stresstwig: outside a car door slams. the neighbors are home late tonight
spruce: the wife utters a short grunt of pain, the husband stops, concerned. Wife waves him off, asks him to continue but he's lost his erection.
itchy: that was definitely a signature mm move
spruce: and that's when itchy loses it
itchy: i'm losing it right now
Faux Real: think of baseball
Niteowl: don't think of your grandma naked, don't think of your grandma naked, don't think of your grandma naked, don't think of your grandma naked, don't think of your grandma naked,
Niteowl: oh shit.
itchy: how is baseball going to help me regain my erection?
Niteowl: have you seen how tight their pants are!?
Niteowl: i mean. the.. uh.. cheer.. leaders?