macrame: SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE WAY TO WORK TODAY
macrame: wishing i had made better use of my penis in my 20s
stresstwig: aw man don't say things like that
stresstwig: pretty soon i'm gonna be telling my girlfriend that it's macrames fault
macrame: and what is that exactly?
stresstwig: [10:57] macrame: wishing i had made better use of my penis in my 20s
macrame: oh yeah ... use it nonstop ... seriously
macrame: you know the saying ... "better to regret what you did ... yada yada"
macrame: (i'm kidding mostly of course)
stresstwig: oh no, i know
macrame: there just needs to be a better dress code on the train
macrame: potato sacks or something