fauxreal: holy shit
fauxreal: abs offered me admin for the public
fauxreal: that is a mistake
cheesoning: I stabbed a guy with a trident.
fauxreal: computers scare me
cheesoning: you should ban abs.
liquidindian: BLOW ME ABS
fauxreal: some of the people here have met me
stresstwig: somebody probably nominated you
stresstwig: they are going to pour pigs blood on you when you accept
stresstwig: then you will light everybody on fire with your mind
Cyrano: they were going to do it anyway, now they just have a reason.