Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Furry Puns

itchy: baseball needs cheerleaders
spruce: the mascots
spruce: they're the poor man's furries!
stresstwig: i thought that was real animals
itchy: hell, they're probably the rich man's furries
itchy: those costumes are a bitch to wash though
spruce: because they're like celeberities?
itchy: because they're HOT
stresstwig: spicy hot or engine hot
itchy: i mean, if you're into people dressed up like animals, why wouldn't you want to fuck a life-sized oriole?
stresstwig: you might get chirpes
itchy: ha
stresstwig: it's a canarial disease.
spruce: well I'm sure many people have fucked White Sox
Faux Real: i hate you
stresstwig: it's a serious issue. completely untweetable.
itchy: ohmy
Niteowl: furries and puns together. at last.
itchy: i think we're done
stresstwig: yeah, that's enough fur me
spruce: I'll respect your limits

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