Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Through the Cracks

Cyrano: is herpes still uncurable?
Niteowl: is your penis still discharging?
stresstwig: that's an odd post-it note you got there cyrano
stresstwig: sorry, i meant
itchy: well, not a cure
itchy: but my policy is "don't ask, don't tell"
Cyrano: the cure is Lying And Saying It's A Cold Sore.
Niteowl: there's never been a public health policy that could contain you, Cyrano
Niteowl: or your veneral warts

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