Monday, November 16, 2009

The Endive : Gold!

spruce: oh jesus, ralph
spruce: The Endive
niteowl: "Toyota Issues Recall for Carnivorous Floormats"
niteowl: seriously. fucking hell.
itchy: gold
itchy: GOLD
itchy: is the obama/biden "jokes" that make this conservative?
spruce: I think it's the complete lack of understanding as to what's actually considered humour
itchy: http://www.theendive.com/html/buy_stuff.html
itchy: http://www.theendive.com/html/the_endive_store_0.html
itchy: what
niteowl: they really ARE trying to hard, and I should know. But this ship is rusty, limping, kerosene and diesel chugging from it's rivets, the captain not only drunk, high, and on thirteen different prescription medications, but also suffering from narcoleptic necrophilia.
itchy: that about covers it
niteowl: i'll never feel unfunny again
spruce: though it was a close call with the carnivorous Nissan cupholder joke you made the other day.

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