itchy: so one of those greenpeace douchebags actually tried to get me to stop riding my bike to listen to his little speech ... he was trying to be funny "I'm gonna have to ask you to stop!"
itchy: i said, no, and blew past him
spruce: can I apply some patchouli first, itchy?
itchy: i mean, i'm riding a fucking bike and he wants me to stop
itchy: and they all want you to stop and listen to their bs
spruce: you should have thrown your empty Rock Star can at his face
itchy: although, i do get a certain amount of satisfaction when someone asks "would you like to help stop violence towards women?" and I say NOPE