Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Family Dyes

ralph: my brother used to look at mom and say "you're wearing that?"
ralph: before my parents went out
Faux Real: that is how you kill a wasp
ralph: I think he saw it on a sitcom
Faux Real: the other option is to do what my great aunt did to my cousin when he was dating my great aunts daughter. she would look at him and ask "What are you wearing tonight?" when he arrived for a date
Faux Real: and then, after he explained that this was his suit that he was going to wear, she only said "oh."
ralph: heh
ralph: "difficult color, green."

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