Monday, November 16, 2009

At Least They Don't Taste Like Taint

cheesoning: how did my balls come into play?
itchy: and how did they get soaked with whiskey?
cheesoning: well, that's not really a surprise, is it?
itchy: i dunno, i guess not
itchy: if you're bored at home, why don't you start drinking?
itchy: that usually fixes me right up
cheesoning: soak your balls in whiskey.
itchy: and then pop 'em in your mouth
cheesoning: combination de-lousing and deodorant. Plus, it tingles.
itchy: i hope your balls don't need de-lousing
itchy: you know what, nevermind
cheesoning: not saying they do, but you can never be too careful.

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