Faux Real: when i read it i replaced Jim Graham with Christian Bale
Faux Real: i guess i am glad i didn't read it recently
Cyrano: you seem to be in a snotty "Of course I didn't see the movie, I read the book!" phase.
Faux Real: then he would be batman
Cyrano: Batman wouldn't take shit from the Japs.
Cyrano: althought he's probably eat weevils.
Faux Real: kid batman might
Cyrano: so we have a reboot of Batman where, instead of the Joker, a sadistic Japanese general kills Batman's parent's in from of him, and he batarang's his way across the Far East during WWII>
Faux Real: don't forget him yelling "CADILLAC OF THE SKIES!!!!"
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