betaray: hey, who hasn't been a guido in a jersey shore house?
betaray: the days when we'd just drink, fight, and fuck indiscriminately
betaray: I once downed a bottle of isopropyl then beat shana over the head with a 2x4 because she was having sex with a greased up firefighter
betaray: but who hasn't?
betaray: I just realized in metric land your hacksaw jim dougan would wield a 5x10