Faux Real: ever get invited to a christmas party at a co workers house where you were the only one invited?
Faux Real: and it seems like there are 3 families living in the same house
Faux Real: and over the course of the evening (and several beers/scotches) you figure out this is some kind of polyamorous group?
ralph: and you're the guest pee-pee?
ralph: could be just an amway thing
Faux Real: and you want to leave but one of the guuys has a collection of 14th century armor (recreated in his shop)?
Faux Real: then you join sca