cheesoning: The Bears haven't had cheerleaders since George Halas died and his daughter took over.
spruce: they should have bears
spruce: as in the fat, hairy gay men
chris: or they can just pull big dudes from the audience, not tell them they're 'bears'
chris: and have them take their shirts off
chris: ... wait a few months...
chris: a little mental timebomb for 'em
niteowl: put on assless chaps