ralph: a few years a go (pre-9/11) I went as Han Solo
ralph: with a giant goddamned sidearm in a thigh holster
ralph: walked in front of cops.
niteowl: you should put on a .. whatever they are kalled, khufiri? something..
niteowl: something really arab looking
niteowl: and when ppl ask you what you are, say, very slowly, while maintaining puritan-like eye contact and a steady voice, "An American Citizen".