Friday, September 25, 2009

Moms

ralph: email from my mom with pdf attachment:
"A warning about a virus and not a very nice one at that. Safe to open. Ma"

Niteowl: oh moms
Niteowl: they're always there to make you feel more streetwise and world-aware than you are
ralph: I sent back: Probably seismic activity. that's SAPS's way of telling us it doesn't know.
cheesoning: you should send her information about how if she gets enough people to sign a petition, she'll get money from microsoft
cheesoning: or if she has a party, she can get Windows 7 for free
ralph: She'll say you know your cousin Jim sold for amway and died broke
ralph: 25 yr old monk introduce 35-year old gf
ralph: mom's response: "You know your sister's sister-in-law Pat went through menopause at 38"
ralph: I think it was more a waspy version of "Yo you knock up that nasty skeeza and I will smack y'head."
Niteowl: ever since then, ralph has hooked up with 23 year olds, and dumped them before they hit y old quarter century

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