Master Criminal

niteowl: if only i worked at a place where they had things worth stealing
niteowl: i seriously thought about nicking a 2009 Brochure, those things are pretty
niteowl: sure, they are given out for free
niteowl: but only to serious prospective buyers
itchy: but it's more exciting if you steal it
niteowl: what? i'm a master criminal!
itchy: you and tiger really aren't that different
***niteowl kicks dust
monitron: "sir, are you trying to steal one of these? they're complementary!" "I don't need your handouts.. I'm a master criminal!"
niteowl: zactly!
itchy: *throws down smoke bomb, escapes undetected
monitron: "sir, you dropped your ski mask"