Titles

niteowl: fuck, that's a rad title
spruce: stick that title in a haiku and smoke it
stresstwig: yeah i get to create my own title because my boss got fired
stresstwig: i might throw a gamma in there
stresstwig: maybe some ultras
spruce: can't go wrong with 'supreme'
stresstwig: ultracomputing gamma-administrator: project supreme zero
ralph: or "guy."
spruce: if you put that title on a resume, don't forget to add speed lines
stresstwig: i wouldn't need speed lines because I will light it on fire and then staple it to the forehead of a temp
stresstwig: because that is how a gamma-administrator does things
ralph: Stress T. Wig. Guy. Department of Semiotics.
spruce: and if you pronounce the title, then yell it at the top of your lungs with eyeballs aquiver as your shirt bursts off your chest in flames