Ouch.

stresstwig: nytimes article
stresstwig: "the no-stats all-star"
niteowl: thanks!
niteowl: might save you some time ralph, to just interact with stresstwig from now on
stresstwig: what, now I have to do your jokes too
niteowl: 'what's the one team.. the red.. team.. baseball, or basket ball, sold alot of shoes'
niteowl: 'the Chicago bulls'
niteowl: 'there we go'
niteowl: just do your jokes but make them more obvious, less funny, more 'u's
stresstwig: OH NO I JUST GOT MY DICK IN ICE CREAM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
stresstwig: like that
niteowl: replace Dick with Pee Pee
niteowl: ice cream with sherbert
stresstwig: oh, right, i forgot to lessen the funny.
stresstwig: and then make a joke about how i am attracted to men
stresstwig: andthentalklikethisasifitwasamistake
stresstwig: i'm going to juliard to teach a class about it
Faux Real: a niteowl prepares?
Faux Real: or "On Niteowl?"
niteowl: ouch
stresstwig: something more like "Niteowl's Night Towels: Abstract impersonation of an internet genius"
ralph: Well, you got the colon in there so it sounds like an academic paper
ralph: and a niteowl joke
Faux Real: which are also academic at this point