Cyrano: "Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience."
Niteowl: please tell me you are copying that from somewhere, Cyrano
Cyrano: Is that less disturbing?
Niteowl: i'm.. not sure
chrisd: oh boy, i get a GOOD present from Cyrano this year
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