Snappy Service

spruce: there are easier ways to be 'different'
spruce: sorry, I shouldn't be so cynical, but come on
itchy: totally ... niteowl can probably list 10 freaky things right off
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much, MUCH later
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Niteowl: 10 ways to be 'different'
Niteowl: own the complete Matlock box set.
Niteowl: 2) following ringette religiously
Niteowl: 3) braiding your pubes
Niteowl: 4) stage erotic plays featuring your childhood set of muppets
Niteowl: 5) read USA Today every sunday, but in public, and be all serious and high minded about it, esp the graphs.
Niteowl: 6) own a 286 laptop, on which you host tournaments of Archon
Niteowl: 7) try to convert vegans to the 'other side'
Niteowl: 8) get into meaningful debates about 2001, but haphazardly drop in the words Light Sabre and Cylons
Niteowl: 9) change your name to Derrida (no last name)
Niteowl: 10) take to eating only dog food, dry, with a fork and knife
Niteowl: there, done