Katya: the rook is fast
Katya: IN HIS MIND
Katya: as he thinks about his kittens
Katya: he has kittens that live inside him
stresstwig: kittens are to rook as the living furniture in beauty and the beast was to that mansion
Katya: the rook spends his down time knitting little ribbons for his kittens
Faux Real: kittens run the head trebuchet
Katya: and wear engineer caps
Katya: toot toot!
stresstwig: the head cat's name is conductor scribbles
Katya: whenever little kids run behind the rook doing the trucker "honk your horn" thing, you know the kittens oblige
Katya: he shits catnip and pees fresh cream
Faux Real: rooks voice is just one giant kitty in his chest yelling through a mile of bullhorn
Katya: i think we can say it. When kitties die, the end up in the Rook
Katya: to frolic and disembowel
stresstwig: when rook crumbles, kitten souls are released in a great whoosh
Katya: Sedna's tiger is jealous
Faux Real: why it pounces
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