Stripes

ralph: you can also turn on auto-formatting in the autocorrect menu
ralph: "recognize URL's" or something
stresstwig: ah that's probably what i am after
niteowl: watch out everyone, ralph is flexing his MBA skillz
niteowl: next, tell us about powerpoint!
ralph: it's for chuckleheads
ralph: I'm a blackbelt
stresstwig: ah there we go
stresstwig: thanks ralph
ralph: in word: tools/ autocorrect options/autoformat as you type (the last one's a tab)
ralph: check the box that says "internet and network paths with hyperlinks"
ralph: and that was RALPH providing some MOTHERFUCKIN TECH SUPPORT
ralph: for fucking once
ralph: BOOYAH
stresstwig: didn't even have to hack any mainframes
ralph: suck it nerds, I just earned my stripes
niteowl: you just helped a poet
niteowl: not even sure if that counts as technical help there, boyo
***ralph spikes3-button microsoft usb intellimouse
ralph: returns to his imac screen, looks for "LOUD " button