Ice Trays

Cyrano: oh yeah. dated a philipino for a bit.
Cyrano: she had two kids when i met her and had three more after we broke up.
niteowl: you dawg
Cyrano: more than twelve months after we broke up!!!
niteowl: told you not to freeze your baby batter
Cyrano: i did think it was weird when she asked to to jerk it into an ice cube tray.
niteowl: you just thought she was overly neat?
spruce: different culture!
spruce: I use that excuse a lot on my wife. IN MY CULTURE IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR HUSBAND TO DO DISHES
niteowl: hahHAHAHhAh
Cyrano: look, if there's a woman in the room when i'm doing it, it counts as sex and i don't ask questions.
niteowl: IT"S A SIGN OF GREAT DISRESPECT FOR ME TO DO ANY HOUSEWORK! OR NOT GO TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY AFTER FINISHING UP IN THE ICE-TRAY
spruce: haha
spruce: BUT PLEASE REMOVE MY JUNK FROM THE ICETRAY WHEN I FALL ASLEEP
niteowl: AS A SIGN OF RESPECT
Cyrano: WHY ARE THREE CUBES MISSING?
niteowl: WHY IS MY OLD FASHION SO CLOUDY?
niteowl: AND SATISFYING?
niteowl: AND MAKING ME REMEMBER BOY SCOUTS!?
Cyrano: ah Boy Scouts, the first time I remember seeing real disappointment in my dad's eyes...