Restaurants

ralph: monk to parents: I'm thinking of moving to San Jose or Seattle
ralph: mom (asian art grad student): they have lots of chinese restaurants in Seattle!
Niteowl: no way.
ralph: dad: 'cept they call 'em "restaurants" there,
ralph: fuck you dad
Niteowl: or, as we call them in Seattle restaurants
Niteowl: damnit
Niteowl: we call things like "Denny's", Occidental Eateries
Niteowl: they charge 35 dollars for a Moons Over My Hammy
ralph: hey, wanna eat white?
Cyrano: Cracker Barrel.
Niteowl: naw, my heart disease is acting up
Cyrano: Doesn't get whiter than that.
betaray: Do they force you to order by number there?
betaray: and say bad things about you in english assuming you have no idea what they're saying