Cultural Referents

bigjimslade: and in a shocking twist, it's NOT Rincewind's anus
spruce: I saw a promotional picture for the new Harry Potter movie and they really tarted Hermione up with the airbrushing in it. Kinda creepy
Cyrano: Right. She's old enough to tart up herself now.
Faux Real: she is legal for a year now, right?
Cyrano: i'm sure there's a website that can tell yo exactly.
ralph: no need. yes.
ralph: they've oversexualized her
spruce: degenerates
Faux Real: hey
ralph: but god it would be like biting into an exactly ripe fruit
ralph: whoops wrong window
Cyrano: she's faux's contemporary. he's allowed.
Faux Real: she is 2 .5 years younger than me
Faux Real: exactly
Faux Real: although, she really doesn't do much for me
bigjimslade: wait, I'm a lowlife degenerate, I'm allowed too!
it's well within my character
cheesoning: pfft. Older bananas make excellent banana bread. (Not sure how that relates.)
Cyrano: she's got some weird face thing going on that i've never been able to pin down.
Cyrano: great rack, though.
Cyrano: (hope the FBI agents are on a break.)
spruce: not as good as Hagrid's
Niteowl: cheesoning: are you saying hermione is a tranny?
cheesoning: I'm saying I'm hungry again.
cheesoning: I HUNGER
Niteowl: for cock.. apparently?
Niteowl: old, old cock that's good enough to make banana bread
Cyrano: for exactly ripe fruit?
cheesoning: for banana bread, you perverts.
bigjimslade: well then apparently if your dick is brown, mix it up in a bowl with other ingredients and bake it for 20 minutes
spruce: my wife uses old bananas for banana bread, cheese
Cyrano: you hear that, monk?
cheesoning: yeah, so does my non-tranny, hot wife.
bigjimslade: what does your ugly tranny wife make, then?
cheesoning: she makes giant pickles in a brine of urine.