Like a Metaphor

ralph: metaphor overload, mostly deleted
Niteowl: you can never overload a metaphor
ralph: uh oh...
Niteowl: and there you have the basis of all my blogging
ralph: phew
betaray: that would be like shooting fish in a barrel with your good foot forward
ralph: christ
ralph left the room.
ralph entered the room.
betaray: I'm the only one that took the bate
betaray: you're safe
ralph: just figured if I logged off you'd get the last word in the RD post
Niteowl: naw, that'd be like shooting a fish in a barrel with a gatling gun loaded with depleted uranium and instead of a barrel it's a turkish coffee cup and instead of just a fish it's a rather freakishly large Koi fed on the corpses of estrogen pumped ruminants
betaray: much better
Cyrano: except it's a similie.