Racist Zombies

liquidindian: http://www.destructoid.com/left-4-dead-2-is-racist-because-several-zombies-are-black-139960.phtml
stresstwig: somebody send that man re5
spruce: that's what I was thinking
stresstwig: he should be happy valve is offering zombie diversity
spruce: exactly
Cyrano: it's zombie affirmative action, is what it is.
spruce: hopefully there will be some gay zombies
Cyrano: bet the zombies are on welfare.
stresstwig: maybe some differently abled zombies
stresstwig: actually i guess all zombies are differently abled
stresstwig: from outerspace
spruce: zombie kids in wheelchairs that are also computer wizzes
Cyrano: as a newly threatened white male, i'm troubled by the minority zombies take jobs real american zombies could do.
Katya: im still trying to get over the fat zombies
Katya: how about anorexic zombies
Cyrano: we need a zombie fence at the NOLA city limit or something.
Katya: or bulimic zombies who throw up the brains they eat when the other zombies aren't watching
stresstwig: or brain-intolerant zombies
spruce: isn't that why the witch is crying? She ate someone's brains and then realised how fatty it was.
stresstwig: who are forced to eat tob rains
Cyrano: vegan zombies.
stresstwig: i thought she was crying because she was terrified of the minority zombies.
stresstwig: she knows they all carry guns.
stresstwig: not to mention a scathing hatred of all things wasp
Katya: though i am looking forward to the new Jewish bonus zombie round. Kill them and you get all the money!
spruce: are brains kosher?
Katya: their brains are
Cyrano: making zombies halal is a bitch, though.