Cyrano: Wait, aren't you on my friends list cheese?
Cyrano: Besides, I like to keep my friends list at 30% Women I Tried And Failed To Fuck.
Cyrano: Friending to many of you dorks will throw the ratio off.
bigjimslade: well, you could try to fuck me, and I guarantee you would fail
bigjimslade: it's a sure bet, in fact
Cyrano: Are you a woman?
Cyrano: Or can you dress like a reasonable facsimile?
bigjimslade: no and yes
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