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Katya: "My new Demoman column is up on The Shack: this week I explore FUEL and don't really find it a gas. http://tinyurl.com/nv5bap"
Katya: Oh frohman.
ralph: you're his HANDMAIDEN
ralph: OfFroh
Katya: i guess it didn't rev him up
itchy: i'm floored
Katya: all his expectations broke down
stresstwig: oil vey
Katya: who programmed it? a bunch of dipsticks?
ralph: Jumps just aren't that exciting in the FUEL demo, and non-jumps are even less-so.
itchy: ha, good one katya
liquidindian: Looks like the developers choked.
Faux Real: can we shift the topic?
Katya: I hate to brake it to them, but it just didn't get out of first gear.
bigjimslade: Faux you disappoint me with that joke, I figured you would be better in a clutch situation like that
bigjimslade: injecting a clunker like that though...
Faux Real: naa, i'm automatic
itchy: he's just spinning his wheels
bigjimslade: did Faux just admit to being a tranny?
Faux Real: idling really
ralph: meh, you decide, I'm neutral
itchy: play it again, you may reverse your decision
Faux Real: not all of us can start in gear
stresstwig: die in a car crash
ralph: thanks for that, skidmarks
liquidindian: I feel sorry for Frohman, reduced to taking the piss out of driving games. He's become a car-berater.
***liquidindian wipes brow.
itchy: WAHwah
bigjimslade: that was pretty good, liquid. It's good to see a real serious auto fan belt them out of the park like that
itchy: wow, a double
itchy: nice
liquidindian: That pun exhausted me.
bigjimslade: yet despite that you still have a spring in your step, strutting about. Impressive
itchy: did you google "auto parts"? ;)
liquidindian: I think Jim wins. On points.
itchy: and perseverance
betaray: and smell
liquidindian: Points being something to do with an engine.
itchy: not any more
liquidindian: Oh?
itchy: i don't think most new cars have points the way they used to
bigjimslade: just the insurance does
bigjimslade: HA SEE WHAT I DID THERE
itchy: man, you're a gas
itchy: on fire
betaray: I thought last one backfired
liquidindian: The wheels really came off there.
itchy: ha
itchy: ENOUGH
bigjimslade: blew a head gasket working on it, sorry
stresstwig: yeah, we're all tire(d) of this.
betaray: Yeah, let's put the brakes on this before it gets out of control
itchy: shift gears a bit
betaray: What's another topic that will get traction?
itchy: katya likes it in the tailpipe
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betaray: I've been racking my brain trying to fit in a pinion pun
itchy: i'll show you my pinion if you show me your rack
betaray: hehe
bigjimslade: he's running rings around you beta
itchy: i'm a real piston
bigjimslade: OK I'm done, gonna talk about valve games now
itchy: ha
itchy: sigh
bigjimslade: Yes I have no standards, I will go for the most obvious one with no conscience