Caps

fauxreal: WHAT THE FUK
fauxreal: GUYS IS IT TIME FOR STORIES WITH FAUX?!??!
ralph: yes please. Allcaps and start with "SO"
fauxreal: SO LA GUARDIA SUCKS
fauxreal: AND THEY HATE ME
fauxreal: SO I AM IN SOUTH ORENGE STILL
ralph: you fucking serious
stresstwig: what happened at laguardia
stresstwig: and your flight was today, right?
fauxreal: RESCEDULED MY FLIGHT AND AND AND CHARGED ME ONE FIFTY
fauxreal: (THAT SHIT IS DOLLARS)
stresstwig: did you miss it?
stresstwig: what?
fauxreal: YEAH
stresstwig: yeah
fauxreal: IT IS THE BEST
fauxreal: ON THE OTHER HAND
fauxreal: MY AUNTS MOTHER IS A TINY IRISH LADY WITH A CHAINSAW
Cyrano: YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER?
fauxreal: tell me cyrano
Cyrano: hot dogs.
ralph: CHARLOTTE
ralph: COMFORT INN CHARLOTTE
Cyrano: IT WAS A QUALITY INN THX!!
ralph: TRY OUR IN-SHITTER SINGLE-SERVING TOTALLY HYGIENIC COFFEEMAKER